{"id":524,"date":"2014-01-10T16:44:04","date_gmt":"2014-01-10T16:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seogadget.com\/?p=14994"},"modified":"2014-01-19T07:56:44","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T07:56:44","slug":"laura-lippays-randomly-weird-seo-tech-predictions-for-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urlrate.com\/blog\/laura-lippays-randomly-weird-seo-tech-predictions-for-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Laura Lippay’s Randomly Weird SEO & Tech Predictions for 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Jailbait and Diaper Intercourse<\/strong>: Microniche courting websites like\u00a0<\/span>Farmers Handiest<\/a>\u00a0(indeed, for farmers handiest),\u00a0<\/span>Women Behind Bars<\/a>\u00a0(yup), and\u00a0<\/span>Day-to-day Diapers\u00a0<\/a>(yeah no, for\u00a0<\/span>adults<\/em>) can be sold up by Demand Media and extended out to incorporate touchdown pages for tail terms like “How Jailbait Made Me a Higher particular Person”,\u00a0”Why Diaper Intercourse Ain’t as Good as It Used to Be” and\u00a0”howcome when I holler soooouie my previous girl don’t come?” \u00a0(Sorry to my cohorts at Demand – I really like you but –\u00a0<\/span><\/em>. Additionally, because of\u00a0<\/span>Portent’s Content Idea Generator<\/a>\u00a0for some of these titles. Try it, it’s enjoyable).<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Google Eventually Does Go Evil:\u00a0<\/strong>Google’s Webspam team figures out a solution to make the innards of any screen smolder and burn any time it shows a bad\u00a0infographic<\/strong>, unveiling the subsequent replace “PyroKitty” to fight infographic hyperlink spam. This seems to be their best and<\/em> damaging algo replace in history.<\/li>\n
  3. Singularity Unveiled:<\/strong> We can uncover that Kurzweil’s Singularity<\/a> is not going to take place in 2045 but has in fact already quietly happened again in 1971 when the primary human\/pc cyborg, Elon Musk<\/a>, was once “conceived”. It additionally turns out that these cyborgs will not, in reality, be extra sensible than humans, just way more unusual<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  4. Drone Pranks:\u00a0<\/strong>Amazon’s delivery drones<\/a>\u00a0come out the gate and right away cause\u00a0huge air traffic and<\/i> road visitors jams over the New Jersey air area\u00a0when NJ Mayor Mark Sokolich\u00a0\u00a0orders 10,000 bouncy train balls to drop over Chris Christie’s home in a revengeful prank for\u00a0his Washington Bridge closure stunt<\/a>. Because of this, Air Visitors Control bans commercial drones for good, inflicting Amazon to have fill out the rest of it’s orders with delivery pigeons as a substitute. PETA retorts, supply pigeons get shut down, and Amazon realizes the entire thing \u00a0was a just a weird concept initially.<\/li>\n
  5. The Ghost of Steve Jobs returns (again<\/a>)<\/strong>: Gianluca’s innocently lovable “snap your face<\/a>” SEO jokes go horribly off the rails when the ghost of Steve Jobs (who of course still trolls the internet from Heaven\/Hell), discovers it and thinks it’s humorous to pioneer poltergeisting<\/strong> by popping in on his tech large competitors and invisibly snapping their faces all over vital conferences and tech talks. Jobs is discovered when a mysterious patent submitting is found out for afterlife face-snapping that gave exclusive rights to a “Mr. NannyNannyPooPooToYouBill Gates”.<\/li>\n
  6. The Zombie apocalypse<\/strong> will happen in spite of everything, when\u00a0Google Glass <\/a>reaches past the standard techie glasshole and into mainstream The us, inflicting civilians to adopt robotic, zombie-like actions, shedding the flexibility to do pure each day things like stroll without route or have a dialog with a human. Be ready<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  7. SEO Jumps Ship<\/strong>: It turns out Rand\u00a0actually<\/em>\u00a0stepped down from CEO of Moz\u00a0<\/a>as a result of he and wifey Geraldine have secretly teamed up with\u00a0Matt Cutts<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0Danny Sullivan<\/a>\u00a0in a covert plan to finally free themselves from the droves of never-ending, nonsensical search engine optimisation trolls and the droney “web optimization is lifeless” speak and jump on the ship to take up a peaceable, quiet\u00a0residence on Mars<\/a>. alThough, as a final nod to website positioning, Rand admits\u00a0Geraldine’s commute weblog<\/a>\u00a0will most probably get some good links out of it.<\/li>\n
  8. Altruism<\/strong>: Mobs of builders will finally start donating some of their time and efforts to\u00a0open government efforts<\/a>\u00a0to make our cities and communities much more uncomplicated and more environment friendly places to reside. That’s not funny. It’s just what I am hoping.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Suppose I acquired it proper?<\/p>\n

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    PyroKitty image courtesy of deviantArt artist animedugan<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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    Jailbait and Diaper Sex: Microniche dating sites like Farmers Only (indeed, for farmers only), Women Behind Bars (yup), and Daily Diapers (yeah no, for adults) will be bought up by Demand Media and expanded out to include landing pages for tail terms like “How Jailbait Made Me a Better Person”, ”Why Diaper Sex Ain’t as Good as It Used to Be” and ”howcome when […]<\/p>\n

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